This morning, I was sitting happily on my step in my back garden, when this cat came and sat down right next to me!
The cheek of it. I sat very still, in case he was dangerous. Turned out he wasn’t, but you never can tell. He’s now sitting on the fence, but I’m keeping a close eye on him.
Maybe he’s heard about the prawns. He’ll be out of luck then, cos I’ve eaten them all!
The nerve of it! Who does he think he is anyway?