Now, you kitties all know that we have very important jobs to perform around the house. We have to check the perimeter every morning for introoders. We have to snoopervise the general day to day running, etc, etc. You kitties all know what I am talking about.
Today, I have two very important extra jobs. Firstly, rug guarding.
Now, you might think I'm asleep, but I'm not. Here's proof. You wouldn't catch me napping on the job.
Secondly, an even more important responsibility. Can you guess what it is?
Need a clue? Mum, what happened to the top of my head??
That's right. I'm the official remote control warmer!
Whenever they can't find the remote, Dad says "is it under the cat?" I take my responsibilities very seriously!
And another thing - less of the cranky pants!!!
I'm a big fat ginger responsible cat.