So, I got to go to the boat, and do some real boating, although I did spend most of the time under the chair!
Mum decided it was time to give the kitty harness a try, so I was duly strapped up. Then, she opened the door and I peered out into the big wide world. There were some ducks, they were a bit scary and I wasn't sure what to do. Then, I jumped with both paws onto the grass. I tried to get into the bushes, but hadn't realised that Mum had attached the lead, so I couldn't, so I went into stealth mode and crouched down in the grass.
Mum picked me up then, and took me down to the pointy end, where Dad was sitting in the front fishing, and she sat on the side. I sat in the grass for a bit, just looking round. Then, someone came walking along, so I hot-pawed it back into the boat. Mum then passed the lead to Dad, which he put under his foot, in case I wanted to come back out again. Unfortunately, he forgot it was there, and stood up, which startled me, and I made a quick dash for the back, and was chased by the lead handle thingy until it got stuck under the bathroom door. I hissed big time at it, until Mum came and took it away and unstrapped me. I'm not sure the kitty harness is working out at all.
Mum says she's sorry, but she forgot to take the camera. She did take a couple of pictures on her phone, but not of me though. Dad caught this
It's a fish, apparently, but it was a bit wriggly. Here's a better one.
I'm a big fat ginger not very happy with his kitty harness cat.