Kitties of a Nervous Disposition should Look Away Now!

This morning, this appeared.

The PTU!!!  I went and hid behind the curtain.   Then, I saw this.

It's a flat me!!  It looks like me, only it's flat (and a lot smaller, I might add!).  This isn't looking good.

Then, before I knew it, this happened!  I'm trapped in the PTU.  And they've packed me a bag!

I is not a happy kittty.  Then, I was unceremoniously loaded into the van.  The van, I ask you.  At least they didn't put me in the Boot like last time.

So, Kitties.  I am on my way to the Kitty Spa!  The beans are going away on holiday to the Caribbean and are leaving me behind.  They are taking Flat Me with them, but it's not the same, is it?

Farewell Kitties!    I will return in 2 weeks!  Me is off to cause some trouble at the Kitty Spa!

Man Time

I've been having some Man Time with my Dad.

Us boys have got to stick together.

It doesn't look very manly, but it is really, honest!

I'm a big fat ginger man cat!

Identity Crisis Averted!

Thanks to everyone who commented about my identity crisis.  I have, however, decided that it's not something that I really need to worry about, and the real bonus is that I won't have to go to the boat thing again.  So, after much deliberation, I'm now going to be A Big Fat Ginger Cat.  You'll notice that the blog title has changed. Mum is deliberating on whether or not to have an entirely new blog to reflect my important new status, but that may take a while to set up.  Seems you can import the posts, but not any of the settings.

I am, of course, far too busy sleeping in my kitty cube to worry about all of this!

Being an internet legend is very tiring indeed.