Thanks to everyone who commented about my identity crisis. I have, however, decided that it's not something that I really need to worry about, and the real bonus is that I won't have to go to the boat thing again. So, after much deliberation, I'm now going to be A Big Fat Ginger Cat. You'll notice that the blog title has changed. Mum is deliberating on whether or not to have an entirely new blog to reflect my important new status, but that may take a while to set up. Seems you can import the posts, but not any of the settings.
I am, of course, far too busy sleeping in my kitty cube to worry about all of this!
Being an internet legend is very tiring indeed.