Identity Crisis Averted!

Thanks to everyone who commented about my identity crisis.  I have, however, decided that it's not something that I really need to worry about, and the real bonus is that I won't have to go to the boat thing again.  So, after much deliberation, I'm now going to be A Big Fat Ginger Cat.  You'll notice that the blog title has changed. Mum is deliberating on whether or not to have an entirely new blog to reflect my important new status, but that may take a while to set up.  Seems you can import the posts, but not any of the settings.

I am, of course, far too busy sleeping in my kitty cube to worry about all of this!

Being an internet legend is very tiring indeed.

No More Boat!

So, Kitties.  Big news from this end.  Mum and Dad have decided to sell the boat thing.  Their plans have changed, and they are not really getting the use out of it that they should, and Dad says that it's too much money just to have sitting there.  I'm not really fussed either way, as I've got much more important things to do like sleeping in sun puddles dreaming of bootiful ladies than going to the big boat thing where I don't even get my own chair!

And I'm a big fat ginger cat who isn't afraid of Dad's manky old shoes!

They think I'm not watching what's going on, but I'm keeping a close eye on things from here.

But, I've just realised.  If there is no boat, then I can't really be Puss in Boats any longer.  Will I need a new blog?  Will I need a new name?  Will my friends be able to find me again?

I'm a big fat ginger cat with an identity crisis.

Kitty Cube

I likes my kitty cube.  Dad says its the best £4.50 he ever spent (not that he bought it)!  I am in there.

It's tiring being a big fat ginger cat.

What's that?  Dinner?  OK, I'm on the way!

I'm a big fat ginger cat with lots of kitty cube photods.

Change of Sleeping Arrangements

Now the weather is a bit warmer, I've abandoned my cushion in favour of sleeping elsewhere.  It's always good to have a change, so I've been rediscovering my Kitty Condo and, of course, my Kitty Cube.  I likes it when I sleep in the Cube, as mostly Mum and Dad don't notice I'm there and then have to spend time looking for me.

I mean, do I look like I'm hiding?

I'm a big fat ginger sleepy cat.

Tummy Contest!

Much excitement at this end, as we've just heard about the tummy contest.  It's not too late to join in, I don't think.  As you kitties know, my tummy can attract the Snorgle Monsters from a fair distance.  So, here's my entry.

Mum said I should have thought about tummies in context.  I have no idea what she is talking about.  A tummy is a tummy, and you guys all know a tummy when you see one!

I'm a big fat ginger cat with a fluffy tummy who's braced for the approach of the Snorgle Monsters!

Toesies Tuesday

Is that how you spell Toesies??

Anyway, you will be pleased to know that my toesies match the rest of me perfectly.

and the best place for showing them off is from the inside of the Kitty Condo.

Toesies close up imminent...

I like to uses my toesies to good effect, making sure I have at least two of them connected to my Mum at all times!

I'm a big fat ginger cat with co-ordinated toesies!

I’m OK on the Big Boat

After having been in the PTU and in the car, I thought I’d better let you know I am OK on the big boat.  I’ve spent most of today asleep on the bed and on Mum’s lap, and now am making good use of Mum’s chair.  I even met the neighbours, albeit through the porthole.

It doesn’t look too traumatic, does it.

Mind you, if they start the engine and actually want to go somewhere, things might be different.

I’m a big fat ginger nearly boating cat.

In the PTU!

I'm in the PTU in the car and I am not happy!

Blissfully Unaware!

Posted by Puss' Mum.

Here's Puss, having a nap on the sofa.

Little does he know that in a few hours, the PTU will come out, and he's off to the big boat!

For now, I'll just let him sleep.

V-E-T Visit

So Kitties, I went to the V-E-T's.  Mum was quite sneaky, hiding the PTU so I didn't see it until it was too late.  Then she discovered Dad had gone off with her keys in his dinner bag, so she wasn't best pleased.  He bought them back, but I had to stay in the PTU for ages, and we were late!

This time I saw the Man-V-E-T, or really, the Boy-V-E-T.  He said "my, you're a big boy", like it was something we didn't already know, then he checked me over.  He looked at my ears, eyes, and teeth, and had a good feel of my belly which I wasn't very impressed with.  Luckily there was no sign of the thermometer.  Apparently my teeth are quite good.  Then I got weighed.  It seems that at 8.2 kg (18 pounds), I am overweight.  Kitties, I can't believe that.

Mum and the Boy-V-E-T had a lengthy discussion about my diet (I'm already on light food and that is weighed and measured to an inch of it's life before I get it), whilst I busied myself by shedding lots of ginger fur all over the Boy-V-E-T's surgery.  Mum said I was very good, as I didn't put the bitey on the Boy-V-E-T once.

So, I am all fit and well, apart from being a bit too cuddly, but it doesn't end there.  Mum came home with these.  Do you see the size of those?

Giant worming tablets!  I know I haven't got worms, and I am sure Mum knows I haven't got worms, but apparently I still have to take them.  And I need to have 2 cos I'm extra cuddly.  They don't look quite so bad out of the packet, but they are still big!

So, there I am, sitting on the sofa, minding my own business.

and Dad's going "look, kitty, what's this"?  I'll have a look, just in case, but does he think I am stupid?

Nope, I'm not eating that.

I told you, I'm definitely not eating that.

Oh, OK, it seems that I am.  I did put up a good fight, and kept spitting the tablet out, but he got it down in the end.

The indignity of it all!

The second pill they wrapped in a bit of corned beef, and cos I really really likes corned beef, I'd eaten that before I noticed it was there.  I didn't fall out with Dad though, and he didn't seem to mind too much that I'd put the bitey on his finger.

So I'm good to go now for another year!

I'm a big fat ginger cat who definitely doesn't have worms!