Dad said "look at that stupid cat!"
Mum said not to worry about it, as he doesn't know what he's talking about.
I'm a big fat ginger cat who's not stupid!
Puss, we suggesting biting and/or scratching your dad, because you most definitely are NOT stupid. Cute, adorable, smoochable, precious, a handsome mancat...all those things, but NOT stupid!
What does he know? Anyone can see you are cute (in a mancatly way of course) but never stupid.
Stupid?? We don't see how!! We think you are very smart finding that great cubby hole to snooze in!
Stupid? Goodness, no! You are enjoying the lovely scratcher he built for you and he calls you stupid? We suggest peeing in his shoe.
WELL! An aria at 3 AM to wake your Dad up would be suitable for revenge.
That's people for you. Saying one thing, but meaning something completely different.
Why do men beins say stuff like dat? We think dey is just mean, or jellus, yeah, dey is jellus dat we are soooo hansum and stuff.
We don't see stupid. Was your Dad looking in a mirror?
No such thing as a "stupid cat" Puss. You have to go easy on your Dad, he's human and you just have to make allowances!Whicky Wuudler