You know you've had a bad day when ...

First you had trouble getting out of bed.

You had a stiff neck.

You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it.

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out.

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.

Your new hat looked better on you at the store.

You keep losing things.

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime.

The lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you.

You feel trapped.

Uninvited guests showed up for dinner.

And on top of everything else, you think you're coming down with the flu.

Finally, you're along in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement.