I know, Mum's been really slack on the posting of late. I'll have words!
Although, she might have words with me. I know I'm not really allowed up on the table.
I'm a big fat ginger going to have words with my Mum cat.
What do you mean you're not allowed on the table?! Kitties can go everywhere - it's the Supreme Kitty Law!
You tell her that unless she starts posting more you won't get off the table.
You tell her, Puss. Ditto to Sparkle and The Paw Relations!Our human says she understands, though, and sometimes needs a break too!
Course you can go on the table. Everyone knows they are for cats to get on.
We'll never tell you were up on the table...don't leave any tell-tale furrs behind!