I'm very tired this morning, as I was left in charge of the house for a whole night. Mum and Dad went to the boat thing, and decided to leave me behind. I did object to being left behind, but to be fair, when they started getting ready to go I did go and hide under the sofa and refused to come out, so I guess it must have looked like I didn't want to go.
So, I stayed behind and was in charge. There are good points and bad points about being in charge. The bad thing is you don't get to go outside - Dad doesn't like me going out in the dark cos he says I'm dim and will get lost. Actually, last time I did go out in the dark I did get lost, so maybe he has a point. However, kitties are more than compensated by the good stuff, like a bowl full to the brim with noms (I could hardly believe my eyes), the whole bed to yourself, and an opportunity to explore the kitchen worktops, something I am definitely not allowed to do when Mum's here.
So, I guarded the house and now I's tired.
So today, never mind that Mancat Monday stuff, I'm going to make full use of my cushion, just in case it disappears again.
I'm a big fat ginger sleepy cat who's tired after being in charge.