I'm just having a quick wash. Big fat ginger kitty needs to look his best at all times.
What's that. Now look, I've forgotten where I got up to.
I'm a big fat ginger cat who can't remember if he washed his paws or not.
You look nice and clean to me Puss...take a nap :)
You're not fat Puss. You are adorable...perfect. Kisses to our sweet boy.