Now, I know it doesn't look like it, but I am guarding the door.
I might look cute and cuddly, but rest assured, that's just a disguise.
I'm a big fat ginger guarding in disguise cat.
It's nice when one job can be disguised as another job...guarding and lounging are examples, hahameow!
It's a very clever disguise, Puss! You are luring unsuspecting introoders into a false sense of security. Then, when they least expect it, we're sure you'll zoom into attack mode! :-)
That's an excellent disguise! Good job guarding that door!